No Don't Do It

Shoot pirates, eat pistachios
Shooter
Grandpa hates barnacles. Help Grandpa. Grandpa loves you.
Survival
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Find your way through the darkness before the timer runs out.
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Scrub your machine master to earn your keep.
Platformer
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Find evidence that this social media CEO is a lizard person.
Survival
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